A News Escort For Orlando Escorts.

Asheville, North Carolina – We had a great night sleep and high tailed across the state of North Carolina to play a show at the Edge Frat. The Edge Frat is a rad house spot with some funny people living there. We sit around and watch some Cops and shoot the shit before the show starts. Our new best buds Hold Tight! played and killed it. This show went off without a hitch, except for a couple of fuck ups. Easily our favorite show of tour so far. We had to leave that night to head to Orlando which is 9 and a half hours. We stayed 5 hours out of Orlando at a seedy motel that busted us for having 4 people instead of 2. After some sweet talking, he let us stay if we promised not to be dicks. Little does he know, we’re fucking mega rock stars so naturally we trashed the room, invited some South Carolina strippers to hang, and fucked all night…………maybe.

See the full article from “Punknews.org”

My apologies to those of you reading this over breakfast, because today’s edition of the Friday files involves thieves, dog poop, strippers and something even more unappetizing: politicians.
Jerks-of-the-month. That award goes to whoever stole the newly installed air-conditioning unit from Harbor House of Central Florida — Orange County’s only shelter for victims of domestic violence. Seriously, what kind of heartless miscreant takes something from an agency that can barely make ends meet in trying to help women and children who are victims of violence? (Warning to the culprits: Dante ascribed folks like you to Hell’s eighth circle … right next to the hypocritical politicians.) Fortunately, more saintly spirits at Trane and Rinaldi’s Air Conditioning agreed to help. If you want to help too, or learn more about Harbor House, go to harborhousefl.com.
…
Most bizarre celebrity story of the week: Actor John Stamos testifying in a blackmail trial about a visit to Pleasure Island a few years ago. Suddenly, we had a couple of fami …

See the full article from “Orlando Sentinel”

My apologies to those of you reading this over breakfast, because today’s edition of the Friday files involves thieves, dog poop, strippers and something even more unappetizing: politicians.
Jerks-of-the-month. That award goes to whoever stole the newly installed air-conditioning unit from Harbor House of Central Florida — Orange County’s only shelter for victims of domestic violence. Seriously, what kind of heartless miscreant takes something from an agency that can barely make ends meet in trying to help women and children who are victims of violence? (Warning to the culprits: Dante ascribed folks like you to Hell’s eighth circle … right next to the hypocritical politicians.) Fortunately, more saintly spirits at Trane and Rinaldi’s Air Conditioning agreed to help. If you want to help too, or learn more about Harbor House, go to harborhousefl.com.
…
Most bizarre celebrity story of the week: Actor John Stamos testifying in a blackmail trial about a visit to Pleasure Island a few years ago. Suddenly, we had a couple of fami …

See the full article from “Orlando Sentinel”

Coss and Sippola, 31, are now accused of conspiring to extort $680,000 from Stamos, saying they had photos of him with cocaine and strippers from the night they met.
Stamos said, “I was very heartbroken at the time.” He said Coss told him she was on college spring break. He said Coss and several friends later came to his room, where they were “just hanging out” and “socializing.” Stamos denies any romantic connection to Coss.
Coss, meanwhile, says two strippers came to the room with cocaine, and she took a picture of Stamos bending over a table with the coke on it. She said they kissed on the bed and later got into the hot tub. She said John offered oral sex, but she declined. Coss says she stayed the night.

See the full article from “411mania.com”

Welcomes for Heat’s James, Bosh, Wade pouring in: free pest control> Posted by Sarah Talalay on July 9, 2010 01:57 PM
A New York strip club offered LeBron James a lifetime of free lap dances if he played for the New York Knicks. But Truly Nolen knows while South Florida may offer paradise (and lap dances and no state income tax free), it does have its insects.
That’s why the company is offering five years of free pest control to James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade. Because, well, you know, that thing about defense. That’d be free service through July 8, 2015.
“Like these three superstar players, our company believes the best offense is the best defense,” Michelle Senner, Truly Nolen’s director of marketing and philanthropy said in a statement. “Whether LeBron or Chris block shots or Dwyane steals the ball, they remind us of our tenacious technicians.” It was one of the company’s technicians who suggested they offer the service since, well, the players have plenty to pay attention to on the court.

See the full article from “The Business of Sports (blog)”

… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF YOU’LL PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT AND DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE JUMBO TRON.”
Then seeing my face on the Screen:
“Babe, we’ve been together now for seven great years and you have shown me an awesome amount of support and loyalty, you’ve made me feel like a “King”, so I think it’s only right that I repay you for all that you’ve done. I know that we’re great together…
(Pause for effect)
“BUT… I don’t feel that I can be happy with you anymore so I’ve decided to leave you for Dee Dee and Christy, you know, the two hot Strippers that live down the block. They promised me that all my fantasies will come true… So, um, that’s all… Good Luck with the rest of your life.”

See the full article from “Los Angeles Times (blog)”

… Maybe it was inevitable considering the people he calls advisers.  Most players have had some sort of a wiser father figure to provide a second opinion.  Sometimes it literally is their father  Ya know, someone older than say 25.  
 Peyton Manning has Archie Manning.  John Elway had his father Jack.  Magic Johnson will tell you about Earvin Johnson Sr. If that weren’t enough, he had a close relationship with savvy businessman and Laker Owner Jerry Buss.  Michael Jordan had his father and Shaq had the sarge (although it didn’t seem to help Shaq so much).  The list goes on…
 Lebron has a bunch of morons his own age.  Apparently someone calling himself “World Wide Wes” provides Lebron with pearls of wisdom.  No one told Lebron anyone calling himself “WWW” in a business meeting is the tantamount to introducing yourself by your stripper name.  Lebron would have been better off hiring someone who plays a businessman on TV.

See the full article from “Bleacher Report”

Once he graduated to the professional ranks, the exposure has only gotten wider and more voluminous.
The guy could quite literally spend his every waking nanosecond on a television interview circuit.
If he were so inclined, I’m sure one of the networks would give him his own show to do whatever he damn well pleased—ESPN would probably give him the Sportscenter desk if he asked.
I promise you my man can’t walk down any city street without drawing a crowd of back-slappers and well-wishers.
So how much adulation and adoration is enough?
More ominously, what happens if the Chosen One doesn’t get it?
To me, this almost psychotic need for attention screams of personal insecurity that registers a staggering magnitude.
We’re talking self-esteem issues that would make a coked-out stripper/escort whose step-father had boundary issues count her psychological blessings.

See the full article from “Bleacher Report”

TAVARES — A former stripper and ex-girlfriend of a convicted killer who helped him plan a deadly crime in Eustis but then gave crucial testimony that landed him on death row has been denied early release from prison.
Circuit Judge T. Michael Johnson rejected an appeal last week to reconsider the 10-year sentence he gave Angel Glenn, 23, for her role in the double murder at a house party where she had been performing.
“Although she may not believe it, the court has granted her mercy,” Johnson said.
The appeal, filed by Orlando defense lawyer Eric Barker, was a last-ditch effort to win probation for Glenn, whose mother, siblings and boss at a Georgia coffeehouse also urged the judge to rethink the sentence.
…
Like Gillislee’s letter, defense lawyer Barker focused his appeal on changes in Glenn, who transformed herself from a drug-abusing amateur stripper with a thug boyfriend to a working single mom walking a straight line.

See the full article from “Orlando Sentinel”

Joslyn James – a stripper and porn star who made a point of stripping at local clubs near where Tiger was playing golf. Joslyn James recently released a new Tiger Woods-themed porn film, featuring Tiger Woods look-alikes. Joslyn is wanted in Washington state for non-payment of $12,000 in deliquent child support. See Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James Accuse Each Other of Capitalizing on their Tiger Woods Affair and What REALLY caused the feud between Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James?
Loredana Jolie – former playboy model, who recently posed nude for Vanity Fair.
Devon James – another porn star who bills herself as the “porn queen” Devon James recently made news by coming forward and claiming that Tiger Woods was the father of her 9-year old son. She even went as far as requesting that Tiger Woods submit to a paternity test. See Tiger Woods Love Child Scam – The Inside Scoop – Which Love Child is REALLY His? and A SECOND Tiger Woods Love Child? – This One’s a Boy.
Jamie Jungers – who allegedly once earned her living as a stripper.

See the full article from “Examiner.com”